If
you see a hearse go by, you know one day you are going to die
Ha
ha! He he! How happy we will be!
They
wrap you in a big white sheet, then bury you down six feet deep
Ha
ha! He he! How happy we will be!
They
put you in a wooden box, and cover you up with mud and rocks
Ha
ha! He he! How happy we will be!
The
worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, they go in thin, they come out stout
Ha
ha! He he! How happy we will be!
Your skull caves in, your belly
bloats out, your brains come trickling down your snout
Ha ha! He he! How happy we will
be!
Anon
After
9 months of staying at home, interacting with anyone outside my household via a
laptop screen, wearing a face-mask whenever I was likely to be close enough to
another human being for them to breath on me and singing ‘happy birthday’ to
myself on the 20 occasions a day I wash my hands, all my efforts were in vain as
at Christmas SARS-CoV-2 caught up with me anyway and I finally succumbed to
Covid 19. By the 10th February I hadn’t been out of the house for
almost six weeks and was desperate to escape for a few hours. It had been
snowing for a few days, not particularly heavily but enough to cover the ground
with a thin layer. Because there was a
biting north-easterly wind the temperature felt sub-zero but the sun was out
and close to the ground and away from the wind chill factor the
temperature was above zero and the snow was beginning to thaw. I was keen to
get some cemetery photos in the snow but as always I had left it a little too
late. Still the bright winter sun was pleasant even if my fingers felt threatened
by frostbite.
It
is a 40-minute walk from my front door to the City of London cemetery in Aldersbrook Road. I was just a few streets away from home when I came across a horse drawn
hearse being readied for a funeral. It
was pristine white, with gleaming etched glass windows, drawn by a pair of
lightly dappled greys with white manes and tails and ostrich plumes on their
heads. The carriage driver was busying himself checking everything was in order
before the undertakers brought out the coffin. I used to work half a mile from
the cemetery in Manor Park and horse drawn funerals were a reasonably common
sight but I’ve never seen a white carriage before. If there is a horse drawn
funeral in the east end the undertaker is likely to be T Cribb & Sons,
carriage masters, whose head office is in Beckton. When I checked their website,
it did look like this was one of theirs; “White horse-drawn hearses pulled by
either black or grey horses are very rare; they are most popular with the
younger generation or those with religious faiths” it said. The firm
specialises in restored Victorian carriages – their pride and joy is the only
original Shillibeer mourning coach still in use in the UK. The white coach didn’t look Victorian and it
certainly didn’t look restored. It looked suspiciously new in fact. A little
investigation soon revealed that white horse-drawn hearses are not rare at all –
undertakers all over the country now offer their clients the use of exactly the
same model. A few more google searches and I find out that the “coffin carriage
is designed and manufactured by DST Exports” whose official factory address is Dakala
Road , Near Sheesh Mahal, Opposite Government Fish Ponds, Patiala 147001,
Punjab, India. On their website they say that Royal Look White funeral carriages “are especially for our Foreigner clients to give a warm last goodbye to their
loved ones. A horse-drawn hearse carriage can be a more traditional tribute to
your loved one, adding a real sense of occasion to the funeral. This is White
Western look funeral carriage. These carriages are totally handmade and very
strong for long life.” Price only on
application unfortunately so I don’t know how much they cost.
The
City of London cemetery opened for business in June 1856 but was only
consecrated in November 1857 because the Bishop of London was unwilling to
conduct the ceremony until all of the 108 wrangling parishes in the City had
reached agreement. The following month an anonymous correspondent of the London
City Press went to visit the cemetery, publishing his account of the day out in
the 2nd January edition of the paper;
We took advantage of one of the sunny December days to steal quietly into the Ilford Cemetery, and look, leisurely around upon the place where the majority of the City people will take their final rest. The slanting, and amber-tinted rays of the sun fell softly on the broad spaces of green turf, and the wrens, and thrushes, and robins, warbled among the branches, with no sound, save that of our own footsteps, to mar their melodies or disturb them in performance their requiems. Contrasted with the clean City pavements, that always seem to be warmed by the rapid and unceasing tread of hurrying feet, these green slopes and broad gravel walks, -untenanted by either the living or the dead, for, save ourselves and the birds, we saw not a single human being there, —contrasted most strangely, and we could not help reverting, in idea, to the future, when hundreds of stone memorials will dot the ground, and in place of the broad, unruffled carpet of turf, the ground will be heaved up into pillows, suggestive of the many who have sunk to rest there, while labour will find its daily task in the melancholy work of gravedigging.
Away
from the bustle of the city and the daily preoccupation with the getting and
spending of money our anonymous correspondent from the London City Press
found the in deserted cemetery found himself brooding on mortality. In the
empty catacombs he encountered only one occupant, the ironically named Mrs
Hasluck whose luck had apparently deserted her that year;
Walking
down to the catacombs, we were startled out of our loneliness by the loud and
mysterious reverberation of footsteps, which increased as we progressed, and
which we presently discovered to be the result of the semi-circular form of the
structure and its embankments, producing one of the most distinct and
impressive echoes I ever remember to have heard, and fitting the mind for the
strange lesson of life's fleetness which those numerous unoccupied compartments
suggests. Who amongst the busy throng, now pushing aside the swinging doors of
banking houses, now debating in Corporation or Vestry, now driving hard
bargains in the market, and now squaring up the accounts of the past year, will
be entombed within those narrow cells before 1858 shall close? There is but one
name there yet—it is that of Mrs. Hasluck: it will not be so long. Death knows
no rest; Time knows no pause; and the halest and the hopefullest among us, may,
at this moment, have at least one foot placed on the threshold of eternity!
God, in His mercy, hides the future from us, and every successive minute of our
lives is veiled in impenetrable obscurity!
Memento mori are no longer in fashion but, if you see a hearse go by…