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Into The Silent Land (1910) by Henry Alfred Pegram, presented to Golders Green Crematorium in 1936 |
At
the end of October I had planned a day out in Finchley taking photos in the two
big cemeteries up there. The weather forecast had been promising wall to wall
sunshine for most of the week and then with less than 24 hours notice the meteorologists
changed their minds and said that the morning would be overcast with
intermittent bouts of heavy precipitation (rain to you and me). I love cemeteries but I hate trying to
photograph anything in the rain. I decided I needed something to do inside
until the sun was scheduled to reappear in the early afternoon. Golders Green
Crematorium is a 30 minute walk away from the St Marylebone Cemetery in
Finchley and I had wanted to visit the columbaria there for some time. When I
checked access arrangements they seemed pretty casual – turn up at the
crematorium office and ask to see them, no advance appointment required. It
seemed worth a try.
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The crematorium was designed by Sir Ernest George and Alfred Yates in Lombardic style and built in stages between 1902 and 1939. It was the first crematorium opened in London and more than 350,000 cremations have taken place here |
That morning was as overcast and rainy as the
forecasters had promised as I trudged my way up the hill from the tube station
to the crematorium. I took a few pictures under the portico (dodging the
funeral parties – there were at least three cremations that morning) and then
presented myself at the office to ask if there was any chance of seeing the
columbarium. The receptionist looked a little dubious and checked with her
colleague, “Doesn’t Eric have appointments this morning?” The colleague
shrugged noncommittally so Eric was called on his mobile. He did have
appointments, with some gentlemen from Oxford University who wanted to visit
the remains of a Georgian nationalist kept in the columbarium. He could fit me
in later I was told, if I didn’t mind coming back at midday. I passed an hour
or so in Golders Green Jewish Cemetery which handily lies just across Hoop Lane
from the Crematorium. Jewish cemeteries are a bit dull, particularly under
persistent drizzle, and I wandered the endless rows of plain gravestones (the
Ashkenazi half of the cemetery has vertical headstones, the Sephardi half, flat
ledgers) trying unsuccessfully to find something interesting to photograph. At
11.45 I crossed the road back to the crematorium and waited a few minutes in
the office until Eric came to collect me.
I
may be guilty of stereotyping but I expected a crematorium employee to be at
the very least lugubrious, quite likely sombre and perhaps even positively funereal.
Eric Willis turned out to be a breezy, energetic 70 year old with a noticeable
Lancastrian accent and apparently boundless enthusiasm for his place of
employment. He does dress in black, but that is his only concession to his
profession.He presented me with a card which described him as being in the
Maintenance Department of the crematorium and as a historian; his ostensible
day job is keeping the fabric of the building in working order but he seems to
spend much of his time operating as a de facto tour guide. As I was to discover
his tours are conducted with almost apostolic fervour; he is determined to convince you that every grisly
rumour you have heard about cremation is untrue. If his plumbing is as good as
his guiding, he is an excellent all rounder. He started his tour by sounding me
out about what my interest in the crematorium was. I was only expecting to see
the columbarium but didn’t mind starting the tour by being ushered into one of
the wood panelled chapels where Eric showed me the cross, crescent moon and
star of David altar pieces that are kept stowed behind a curtain to be used according
to the religious affiliations of the deceased. He pointed out the rollers
discretely hidden by the table top on which the coffin is placed during the
service. Much to my surprise he opened the door of the chapel to take me into
the back and show me the other half of the table, cut off from the chapel by a
curtain hanging across a hatch. At the appropriate moment of the service the
electric rollers are set into motion and the coffin glides smoothly through the
curtain and into the back.
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Memorial plaque of Charles Montagu Doughty, author of Travels in Arabia Deserta |
“There
are the doors to the original ovens,” Eric said, nodding at what looked like a
wood panelled wall, before taking me round the corner and adding “the new ovens
are here.” This I was not expecting, to be so casually allowed into the business
end of the crematorium. All three furnaces were in operation and a coffin stood
on a gurney patiently waiting for one to be vacated. Eric who carries a thick
folder of diagrams, print outs, and press cuttings with him at all times, opened
it to show me an illustration of the inner workings of a cremation furnace and
explain how the oven is preheated to 850 degrees centigrade before the coffin is
slipped in. He fishes in his trouser pocket and produces a small photo album which
he flips open to show a snap shot of a coffin bursting into flames the moment
it enters the furnace. He shows me more photos of the cremation process, coffin
burnt away to reveal the dark outline of the occupant, occupant reduced to
black skeleton, black skeleton reduced to cremains - calcined bone fragments
and not much else. Eric put his photo album back into his pocket and glanced at
the waiting coffin. “Chipboard,” he said knowledgably, the giveaway he told me
was that there were no coffin handles, chipboard not being strong enough to
support the weight of a human body on screwed handles. We walked around to the
other side of the furnaces where Eric glanced in at a small porthole. “That
ones nearly done,” he said, inviting me to take a peek. It took a second or two
to realise that I was looking at a blackened skeleton engulfed in flames. The
head was pointing towards me so that I was looking at the top of the skull,
beyond which I could see the rib cage. It felt quite natural to be looking, not
remotely ghoulish. There was something quite comforting about it, almost cosy
and for the first time ever I began to feel that perhaps cremation isn’t such a
bad way to dispose of our mortal remains. I stood chatting to Eric for a few
more minutes before he took another glance into the porthole. “Oh, the skull’s
gone,” he said, making way for me to have a look. He showed me where the calcined
bone falls through the grilled floor of the furnace into a metal container.
Once the cremation process is finished and the furnace cooled any remaining bones
are carefully swept into the container as well.
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The 'new' Columbarium |
To
produce the fine white ash that most of us think of as the end product of the cremation
process the calcined bone has to be ground into powder. This is done in a
cremulator, a machine that looks like an old fashioned heavy duty spin dryer,
the type that opens from the top rather than the side. Inside the perforated
drum are a couple of dozen extremely heavy stainless steel balls (heavy enough
to break your toe if you were clumsy enough to drop one on it). The bone is
added to the drum and the machine churns bone and steel together for ten
minutes or so, reducing it to a powder as white and fine as sifted flour. From
there the ash is transferred to a labelled plastic container and shelved while
it waits to be collected by the funeral director, who will bring along the urn
chosen by the family as the final receptacle. Eric suddenly remembered there
was a step in the process before the cremulator. There is one other element to
a cremation, other than bone, that won’t burn, metal. This is usually coffin
nails but occasionally there is something else metallic actually inside the
body being burnt, generally knee or hip replacements. These are removed from
the bone remains with a powerful magnet; Eric pulled it out of its guard and
waved it around like a light sabre. He then showed me a dusty box of artificial
knee joints and other bits and pieces that had been recently removed from
various cremains, including the metal skeleton of a teddy bear.
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The West columbarium |
There
was something very reassuring about Eric’s tour behind the scenes. I was
impressed by the crematoriums openness; there were no dirty secrets here, not
in a place where they were willing to let total strangers wander in and see the
whole process at work. And Eric does excellent public relations for the
cremation business, it is no wonder that his bosses allow him to down tools and
show anyone interested around. From the crematorium Eric showed me around the
columbaria. Golders Green has three; the west columbarium is a three storey
Romanesque tower completed in 1902 whose most visited occupant is Bram Stoker
and there is an east and new columbarium. Eric is happy to show you around all
three and introduce you to some of its more famous remains which include
Sigmund Freud and Anna Pavlova. As we stood chatting outside I asked him how
long he had worked for the crematorium. About twenty years he told. He had
originally come to London in 1968 from his hometown of B……,(now I can’t
actually remember where in Lancashire Eric is from, somewhere beginning with B,
but apart from Manchester and Lancaster, everywhere in Lancashire begins with B
so that isn’t much help, Bury, Bolton, Burnley, Blackburn, Blackpool, Bacup, one
of those) accompanying his wife whose brother who was a private detective and
wanted her to work as his secretary. Eric was a plumber and had no trouble
finding work but when he was made redundant in the late nineties he fancied a
change and took a job in maintenance at the crematorium. His boss was responsible
for the guided tours at that point but when he went off sick Eric found himself
expected, at very short notice, to take over. It was sink or swim but Eric
found himself taking to it like a duck to water. He should have retired years
ago but he loves his job and he loves the crematorium so much that he can’t bring
himself to give it up. He is very proud of what he does “google me”, he said, “I
have friends all round the world because of this job.” Google him, it’s true,
he does. He showed me press clippings from German newspapers, emails from
people who came once and still stay in touch with him years later, print outs
of blogs and visitor reviews that all have nothing but praise for him. At one
point we were discussing the Philipson Mausoleum which stands in the
crematorium grounds. He flicked through his folder to a print out of a web
article. The wording looked familiar but I still had to read a whole paragraph
to realise they were mine. “I wrote that!” I told him. He wasn’t as excited as
I was, in fact he didn’t seem at all impressed by the coincidence. Still, I
couldn’t hold it against him. He gave me the best morning out I have had for
years. Thank you Eric.